Security Forces Snipers

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In Easter the ex-cheerleader (age 19) in this picture was watching a road that lead to a NATO military base when she observed a man digging by the road. She engaged the target, and she shot him. Turned out he was a bomb maker for the Taliban and he was burying an IED that was to be detonated when a US patrol walked by 30 minutes later. It would have certainly killed and wounded several soldiers.

The interesting fact of this story is the shot was measured at 725 yards. She shot him as he was bent over burying the bomb. The shot struck him in the butt blowing into the bomb which detonated. He was blown to pieces.

The Air Force made a motivational poster of her.

Security Forces Snipers

You gotta love stories with a happy ending.

Happy Birthday AMERICA

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General Patton

Who better to celebrate with than General Patton, one of the greatest generals in American History? (Click to watch the video)

To the GREATEST COUNTRY on EARTH, The United States despite all of it’s flaws and shortcomings, is still the destination of people who want to live life their own way, have freedom of speech and allowed to make choices as they see fit. To quote Patton “I feel sorry for all those dumb bastards” - because they don’t live in America.

Now, for those who actually like to read, here’s that fantastic speech transcribed:
Now, I want you to remember. . .

. . .that no bastard ever won a war. . .

. . .by dying for his country.

He won it. . .

. . .by making the other poor dumb
bastard die for his country.

Men. . .

. . .all this stuff you’ve heard
about America not wanting to fight. . .

. . .wanting to stay out of the war. . .

. . .is a lot of horse dung.

Americans. . .

. . .traditionally love to fight.

All real Americans love
the sting of battle.

When you were kids. . .

. . .you all admired
the champion marble shooter. . .

. . .the fastest runner, big-league
ball players, the toughest boxers.

Americans love a winner. . .

. . .and will not tolerate a loser.

Americans play to win all the time.

I wouldn’t give a hoot in hell
for a man who lost and laughed.

That’s why Americans have never lost
and will never lose a war. . .

. . .because the very thought
of losing. . .

. . .is hateful to Americans.

Now. . .

. . .an army is a team.

It lives, eats, sleeps,
fights as a team.

This individuality stuff
is a bunch of crap.

The bilious bastards who wrote
that stuff about individuality. . .

. . .for the Saturday Evening Post…

. . .don’t know anything more about real
battle than they do about fornicating.

Now we have the finest food
and equipment. . .

. . .the best spirit. . .

. . .and the best men in the world.

You know. . .

. . .by God, I actually pity those poor
bastards we’re going up against.

By God, I do.

We’re not just going to shoot
the bastards. . .

. . .we’re going to cut out
their living guts. . .

. . .and use them to grease
the treads of our tanks.

We’re going to murder those lousy
Hun bastards by the bushel.

Now. . .

. . .some of you boys. . .

. . .I know are wondering. . .

. . .whether or not you’ll chicken out
under fire. Don’t worry about it.

I can assure you. . .

. . .that you will all do your duty.

The Nazis. . .

. . .are the enemy.

Wade into them!

Spill their blood!
Shoot them in the belly!

When you put your hand. . .

. . .into a bunch of goo. . .

. . .that a moment before was
your best friend’s face. . .

. . .you’ll know what to do.

There’s another thing
I want you to remember.

I don’t want to get any messages
saying we are “holding our position. ”

We’re not “holding” anything.
Let the Hun do that.

We’re advancing constantly. We’re not
interested in holding on to anything. . .

. . .except the enemy.

We’re going to hold on to him
by the nose and kick him in the ass.

We’re going to kick the hell
out of him all the time. . .

. . .and we’re going to go through him
like crap through a goose!

Now. . .

. . .there’s one thing. . .

. . .that you men will be able to say
when you get back home.

And you may thank God for it.

Thirty years from now when you’re
sitting around your fireside. . .

. . .with your grandson on your knee. . .

. . .and he asks you:

“What did you do in the great
World War ll?”

You won’t have to say:

“Well. . .

. . .I shovelled shit in Louisiana. ”

All right, now, you sons of bitches. . .

. . .you know how I feel.

I will be proud. . .

. . .to lead you wonderful guys
into battle anytime. . .

. . .anywhere.

That’s all.

Global Warming My ASS

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Global Warming

So Al Gore won a fucking acadmeny award for “an inconvenient truth”, talking about all the global warming bullshit and hoe the Polar Bears are going to be extinct…

You know?

Maybe their time has come?

Mother nature decides when a species’ time is up and the Polar Bears might be at teh end of their turn.

The earth has to destroy in order to create, and someday the time for the Human race will be up, and I ask you, who will be there to save us?

No one.

So Fuck the polar bears, global warming, pollution, ozone, gas, whatever. It’s all cyclical and the only thing we humans are doing is extending the inevitable, Mr Anderson.

So I say let’s accelerate the process and pollute more and consume more so that we can waste more - It’s all coming to an end anyways.

Fuck this “Green” Shit

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I for one, am tired of all this “Green” crap getting forced down my throat. Yes, I care somewhat about the environment, and yes, I want the Earth to be in great shape for the future.

But to jam this propaganda like it’s a fucking religion is only going to be met with resistance by me and others.

Ever been to Toronto? They got it right. Everywhere in the city the garbage cans are set up where I can either:

  • Throw away cans or bottles
  • Throw away paper or plastic
  • Throw away all garbage in one spot

Why is this so hard to grasp? That way, if you are feeling Green, you can toss your shit in the right places, and if you’re not giving a fuck, you throw it all away together.

What’s the big deal?

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Wal-Mart = White Trash America

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Yes, I go to wal-mart ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Why? Because they have cheap shit, that’s why.

Anyone who wants to pay $21.99 for National Treasure 2 at Target is just a fucking idiot and please send them my way since I have some nice buckets of steam to sell them…

If you ever want to get rich in America, here’s the trick:

Sell a product for $20.

Every fucking confederate flag waving fuck can afford $20. Hell, all they gotta do is give some poor sap a blowjob and PRESTO! you’ve got your coin to get that New Kids On the Block CD! WOOT!

Not to be critical.

If you ever want to see the “Real” America, spend an hour at Wal-Mart just watching people. You’ll see all kinds of people from all walks of life - The single mom with 3 different kids from 3 different men, the family struggling to make ends meet, the teeny boppers wasting life time with conversations they’ll never remember in 2 years…

Point is, America is one FUCKED UP place, and Wal-Mart reflects that perfectly.

But, for all its flaws, it works. Somehow the “dream” of “getting ahead” is what drives people on. Poor bastards.
I think I’d get a gun and shoot myself if Wal-Mart was all I had to look forward to.

Why Welfare Should Be Removed

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Why Welfare Fucks You In The Ass

I mean, think about it - if I know I could sit at home and collect $400 for doing NOTHING, why wouldn’t I want to take advantage of that? I mean, I pay my damn taxes, and because of that I support millions of lazy ass fuckers welfare recipients when they are down on their luck.

The entire problem with welfare is that it tells people that they ARE ALLOWED TO FAIL. It’s like going through life with training wheels on. Sure, sometimes you’re actually pedaling on your own, but anytime you lose your balance, the wheels are there to support your lerpy ass.

So, one day you actually learn to balance yourself on the bike and you can ride it. Or, you never learn and go do something else.

HERE’s THE POINT: If I know I have a fallback if I fail, I might not try as hard. If I knew there was no “safety net” I think I’d be more careful and focused on getting the job done.

Just so you know, I do think the 26 week allocation of welfare is fine: it’s the time after that if people still get money that sets me off.

So, while it may suck to work at Wal-Mart for a bit of time, suck it up, and do yer fucking job, people greeter

Immigration - Why Stop them from Coming in?

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So I imagine if I lived on a bordering state to Mexico and had people coming through my property at all hours of the night, THAT might piss me off, but if someone wants to come to AMERICA, THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD, why would I stop that?

Ok, before you start yappin about healthcare costs, and all that other bullshit, why don’t we talk about what made America what it is today: IMMIGRANTS from OTHER COUNTRIES.

Mostly white people from Europe, and then we forcefully “imported” blacks from Africa against thier will, and HEY! we’ve got a country that we stole from the native american indians.

So now that we’ve got “enough” people, we now turn away people who want a better chance at improving their lives? As Bono said, “America is more than just a country, it’s an Idea.”

Hear that fucktards?

As much as some people hate “America”, we are still the destination of choice - because America means OPPORTUNITY.

Try starting a business for yourself in any third world country from scratch. It just doesn’t happen for a reason.

Why do you think Mexicans risk their lives to get here? To pick lettuce? Hell no. Sure, they might have to start there, but ultimately they’ll adjust, adapt and add to the fiber of what makes up AMERICA.

Question: Do YOU want to pick lettuce? I sure as fuck don’t want to and would rather give that job to someone who appreciates a fucking job instead of a hand-out from the Government in the form of WELFARE.

So the next time you see some story about some immigrants not making it into the states, you should thank your lucky stars that you’re already “in” and don’t have to go through the bullshit of trying to become an American.

Fluc You

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Funny joke that I saw somewhere-

I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank.

Short line.

Just one lady in front of me . .. an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated . . .

She asked the teller, ‘Why it change?? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty?? Why it change?’

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, ‘Fluctuations’ .

The Asian lady says, ‘Fluc you white people, too’.

Five Minutes, eh?

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So, there is a contest over at FuelMyBlog.com to talk promote TSheets.com - talk about what I do for the first five minutes of my working day….

Here goes.

First I CTRL+ALT+DEL my crap-ass windows machine to re-boot since I have Firefox version 2.5.3.2.4.7.8.3 with all my "cool" developer programs that make it run slower than George Bush trying to compose a thought on his own, and before you go ripping on me, I am a republican, and yes I voted for him and yes I am going to vote for McCain not because he’s the best choice, but at least I know my taxes won’t go thru the roof…

So when GoogleFox finally loads up I log into my Adsense account to see how many yokels were stupid enough to believe that they could get a free Xbox 360 by only joining 12 programs that will cost you over $800 BEFORE you get your "arcade" $299 version of the ring of death machine , I laugh at the nubcakes who really think they are superfly to "pull one over the man" not realizing that the data they provide is worth millions…

Then for shits and giggles, I log into my Yahoo publisher account and look at the $3.00 earned for a week’s worth of same traffic that Google had, but lesser paying victims.

Then, to make myself cry, I log into my Kontera account and think of how I am going to spend that $.32 I’ve made in 4 months - maybe I can send it to the ONE organization - that would make Mr and Mrs Pitt happy, right?

And one day, I might get an answer as to why Digg banned this site

So then it’s off the Google Analytics to see how I can trick more people into visiting the filth that is this site.

That’s the first five, but minutes 21-43 are the most interesting.

Gold Diggers

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Definition: The term Gold digger is a pejorative term for a person who pursues romantic relationships (specifically marriage) for the sake of monetary wealth.

How to Spot a Gold Digger

So what’s up with this post? Not much other than I just heard the “Gold Digger” song and decided it’d make a quick ‘lil topic to discuss.

Really, is it?

If a guy or gal is that too damn stupid to see that they are being taken advantage of, why alert them? Isn’t the best way to learn a lesson is to go thru the pain of the teaching?

It’s not like it’s some kids picking on others, it’s two grown adults who are freely engaging in a relationship.

If the one person is reaping financial, SO FUCKING WHAT?

This of course will bring out all the ol farts who want to talk about feminism and the women’s movement o the 60’s. Hey, if that’s yer cup of tea, go for it. When you get catch up to this millenuim, drop us a line, we’ll even leave the light on for you.

So, for all of you idiots who have fallen prey to the Gold Digger, have you learned your lesson? My guess is that you haven’t. It’s the same reason SPAM still works. Someone will ALWAYS click on some retarded ad that promises the sky but delivers a little turd.

No wonder the world laughs at America…

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